Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

Phyllis Diller
Some Similar Quotes
  1. Take sides! Always take sides! You will sometimes be wrong - but the man who refuses to take sides must always be wrong. - Robert A. Heinlein

  2. You always admire what you really don't understand. - Eleanor Roosevelt

  3. What you can't get is just what suits you. - French Proverb

  4. The dream is real my friends. The failure to realize it is the only reality. - Toni Cade Bambara

  5. The true exercise of freedom is-can-nily and wisely and with grace-to move inside what space confines-and not seek to know what lies beyond and cannot be touched or tasted. - A. S. Byatt

More Quotes By Phyllis Diller
  1. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

  2. Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?

  3. Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

  4. Money's scarce Times are hard Here's your fucking Xmas card

  5. Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.

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